I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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