All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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