Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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