so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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