Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
being pregnant is like rehab
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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