can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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