Small penises have feelings too.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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