Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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