I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I party with great urgency now.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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