have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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