is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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