youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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