Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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