so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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