you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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