Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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