the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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