He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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