I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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