You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
