The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Text me some of your sweat
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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