absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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