Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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