Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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