I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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