Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
