i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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