Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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