OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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