dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i love accidental penises.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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