Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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