She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
