Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Will you blow on my dice?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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