xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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