I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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