fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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