I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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