why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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