How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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