Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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