like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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