i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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