He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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