her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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