Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
im on a boat
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