We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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