I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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