i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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