that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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