I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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