Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
do herpes really smell.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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