did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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