The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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