I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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