awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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