How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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